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once I knew a man and he
he had seven wives
and all of those seven wives
well they were none the wiser
and I never loved no one like him
no I never loved no one like him

oh once I knew a man and he
lived in a castle and
he was so goddamn rich but
he was an asshole
and I never loved no one like him
yes I never loved no one like him

once i knew an asshole
and he had seven wives
and he lived in a castle
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