a-plink, a-plank, a-plink plank, plink plank, a plunkin' on the keys
a-riff, a-raff, a-riff raff, riff raff, riffin' out with ease
oh joseph joseph, won't you make your mind up?
"take it off," "take it off" all the customers shout,
"down in front" "down in front" while the band beats it out
but she's always a lady even in pantomime
so she stops! and always just in time