Maybe you should just cut your own hair, cause that can be so funny.
It doesn't cost any money, and it always grows back, hair grows even after you're dead.
HI THIS IS ME NOT BEING VAGUE. Oops, I just scratched a hole in my skin. Ouch! It's bleeding. I wish I had less pimples. I wish my breasts were smaller. You want to know all my thoughts? Well you can't.
But you can know some.
On second thoughts, no. This might find its way to the wrong person. Too many people dislike me.
They're allowed to, though. I am pretty annoying.
What is this blog post? My goodness.