miss simpson is doing something

Today was such a productive day! I'm so productive when I procrastinate.
I learnt Somedays and Raindrops by Regina Spektor and I love both of those songs very much so I'm pretty happy. I did some chores. I managed to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. I watched my cats, and realised that cats are pretty interesting creatures to observe. I actually did some exercise! Goodbye thunder thighs!

But...five minutes of exercise = two cans of coke?

And now to try and write something. WHY MUST I ANALYSE THESE POEMS, MAGGIE? WHY?