Some people do a wonderful job of fucking up their lives. Me, I do a pretty good job of making mine alright. I love my life and I love the control I have over it and even though most of the time it's not a wild crazy ball of a time, I don't mind, I have other things I could do.
So how dare you come along like this and gain this control over my life and my love of life? IT'S NOT OKAY! You're not allowed this kind of reign over how things are because it's my life and not yours. Not yours...not yours...nachos. Someone lock me up, quick.